I've learned how to properly apply makeup
I've learned how to sew boxer shorts
I've learned from my brother how to creatively change a diaper
Being married to Chris, I've learned to fully embrace Van Halen
But this weekend I've learned that you should never wear flip flops while mowing your lawn, especially after a weeks worth of thunderstorms
The grass was so wet, it took me twice as long to mow because the blades kept jamming.
4 comments:
wow! I bet that stained your feet for a few days. look at you all grown up mowing your own lawn with your own lawnmower....I don't think I even know how to mow a lawn.... :)
oh and by the way I think you should go into fashion design, your makeup and sewing skills are impeccable....:)
yuck. hey at least they only turned green and didn't get caught under the lawnmower. I'm too afraid to mow the lawn without big strong shoes cause the blade scares me...even though you'd almost have to try to get your foot caught in there, but you never know. I'm retarded enough that it just might happen.
the funny thing is you can fit into those boxers!!! LOL!!
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