How My Life Has Changed

Having Cordon really wasn't that big of a change for Chris and I. We adjusted really quickly to having a baby around. However, there have been some definite changes. Let me share....

Then:

If I wanted to go some place I had to bring

keys

wallet

Now:

If I want to go some place I have to bring:

keys

wallet

diapers

bottle
formula

car seat

toys

burp cloth

chest carrier

Cordon

etc etc

Then:

My hair was long and flowing past my shoulders.

Now:

How high can I get the bun where little fingers can't reach?

Then:
When I watched T.V it was the News, VH1 or some reality show.
Now:
"We just figured out Blues Clues, because were really smart"

Then:

I had a sweet fruity smell from lotions and shampoo.

Now:

Spit up a la Cordon.

Then:

My conversations consisted of politics, religion, and current events.

Now:

Throw up and diaper rashes.

Then:

I could sit quietly and listen to all the talks in church.

Now:
The pictures in the hall sure are lovely, oh look, a new announcement on the bulletin board I can memorize

Then:

Date night consisted of dinner, a movie, and going to bed around midnight.
Now:

Rent a movie and fall asleep on the couch before opening credits are done.

Then:
I was upset if I got less then 7 hours of sleep at night
Now:
If I sleep more then 4 hours it's a miracle!

Then:
The house was filled with songs from Van Halen, Aerosmith and Nickleback
Now:
"Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff......"