You Know Your Pregnant When....
The first and last thing you see in every building is the toilet.
Getting out of bed or off the couch is an Olympic Sport.
You have no idea how much you weight because you can't see the scale.
Every TV commercial makes you cry.
You have to asses how important something is that you just dropped... "is it really worth trying to bend over for that?"
You can smell dinner 5 houses away.
You forgot what you did 5 minutes ago.
Your on a first name basis with all your Dr's nurses.
People around you panic if you pick up anything that weighs more then 2 oz's.
A cough or sneeze nearly causes you to pee your pants.
Your belly has become a petting zoo.
People call you fat in creative ways "Oh, you've really blossomed!"
Your dog tries to step over your belly and gets high centered (this really did happen)
You're to tired to clean the kitchen so you make a list for your blog instead.